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avatar Jeremy Jordan
To whoever put a fake lion in a tree by Jefferson. You scared the crap out of me during my 5:30am walk. Someone owes me new undies.

To whoever put a fake lion in a tree by Jefferson. You scared the crap out of me during my 5:30am walk. Someone owes me new undies.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I've done terrible things for money ....Like.... Getting up early to go to work

I've done terrible things for money ....Like.... Getting up early to go to work

avatar Anthony Miller
Wake up early. Pray.

Wake up early. Pray.

avatar Mark Manson
Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

avatar John Paul
When the birds start chirping at 4:08am

When the birds start chirping at 4:08am

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I want to wake up with you the rest of my life. I get up at 5:00 am. Nevermind.

I want to wake up with you the rest of my life. I get up at 5:00 am. Nevermind.

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